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Original: 2/11/2005 7:22 PM
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Friday, February 11, 2005

 

How to Buy Your Way into Someone's Favor

This sounds ugly and probably is. But, if you've exhausted all the alternatives, this might be your only choice. Carefully define your goals, then perform a cost-benefit analysis: What do you want from this person and what can you expect to achieve for a given expenditure?
 
Steps:
1.  Decide if your strategy is the best approach. A botched plan could prove embarrassing.
 
2.  Keeping your goal in mind, start small but move quickly. Take your target to happy hour and pick up the tab.
 
3.  Don't force your position right away. As with any sales job, get the person talking. Learn as much as you can before committing yourself to anything. There's always the chance that you've miscalculated and can achieve your goal for far less.
 
4.  Identify valuable services that you can offer. Sometimes small favors are more effective than money. Making yourself indispensable can have more of an impact--and be cheaper--than simply tossing money around. Be discreet and confident.
 
5.  Know the timeline that affects your goal. If you need something right away, expect to pay more. Longer timelines allow you to work slowly and cheaply.
 
6.  Recognize that this needs to be a short-term project. Arranging your life around mercenary practices will result in your being surrounded by a pack of sycophants instead of friends and family.
 
 
Overall Tips:
If companionship is your goal, consider a dog. They're better company and more reliable than a person whose friendship can be bought.
 
 
Overall Warnings:
If you find yourself doing this often, you're either a politician, a pathetic loser or both.
 
 
 What to look for:
Identify your goal
Look for alternatives
How much will it cost?
What favors can you provide?
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haha! really? where am i going on the 20th! hmm...it'll be difficult to restrain myself from you and your great HOTNESS..haah..happy valentine's day! =)
Posted 2/13/2005 1:10 PM by lilcutiegal77 - reply

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Where the hell did you come from?

Brilliant take. I couldn't have said it better myself, unless, like, I just found something that someone else wrote and copied it. Nicely done.

You listen to tons of music, yes? Your favorites?

Posted 2/16/2005 7:58 PM by captainassbeat - reply


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